Take a Walk with a Storyteller! The Surreal San Francisco Tour.

San Francisco Trip Overview

– Explore the city with San Francisco’s most hilarious, imaginative and EXCITING storyteller!

– Get to know these three famous neighborhoods: the Mission, the Castro and the Haight.

– Hear original and fantastic folklore told by Clyde Always: a professional storyteller, published poet and decade-long resident of the City by the Bay.

– Get insider knowledge of the best restaurants, bars, coffeehouses, parks, shops and more. See beautiful street-art, landmarks and architecture. Experience the City like a local.

– Beware! Some of the information presented will be highly UNBELIEVABLE. Have fun sorting the fact from the fiction.

– An easy walk with no hills. Two public restrooms along the way.

– Please note: this tour is NOT for the whole family. Script includes profanity and you might see a nudist or two.

– Guaranteed to entertain, enliven and uplift. An experience you’ll always remember.

Additional Info

Duration: 2 hours
Starts: San Francisco, United States
Trip Category: Cultural & Theme Tours >> Cultural Tours



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What to Expect When Visiting San Francisco, California, United States

– Explore the city with San Francisco’s most hilarious, imaginative and EXCITING storyteller!

– Get to know these three famous neighborhoods: the Mission, the Castro and the Haight.

– Hear original and fantastic folklore told by Clyde Always: a professional storyteller, published poet and decade-long resident of the City by the Bay.

– Get insider knowledge of the best restaurants, bars, coffeehouses, parks, shops and more. See beautiful street-art, landmarks and architecture. Experience the City like a local.

– Beware! Some of the information presented will be highly UNBELIEVABLE. Have fun sorting the fact from the fiction.

– An easy walk with no hills. Two public restrooms along the way.

– Please note: this tour is NOT for the whole family. Script includes profanity and you might see a nudist or two.

– Guaranteed to entertain, enliven and uplift. An experience you’ll always remember.

Itinerary
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Stop At: Mission Dolores, Mission Dolores, San Francisco, California

You will hear the Tale of Tucker and the Toast

Duration: 5 minutes

Stop At: Mission Dolores Park, Dolores Street, San Francisco, CA 94110

You will be dazzled by the story of The Fetchinest Dog in the West

Duration: 5 minutes

Stop At: Harvey Milk Plaza, Southwest corner of Castro and Market Streets, San Francisco, CA

Here you will hear the Tale of Dreighton and the Catalogue.

Duration: 5 minutes

Stop At: Corona Heights, Roosevelt Way and Castro Street, San Francisco, CA 94114

Beneath the mighty mountain, you will be dazzled by a beautiful love story (the title has been omitted by our censors).

Duration: 5 minutes

Stop At: Duboce Triangle, Duboce Triangle, San Francisco, California

In the illustrious ‘Fancy Coffee Alley,’ you’ll enjoy the Tale of Devin and the Vegan Cappuccino

Duration: 5 minutes

Stop At: Lower Haight, Lower Haight, San Francisco, California

At the mythical and mysterious Scott Street Labyrinth, you will be uplifted by the Tale of the Hippest Coyote Who Ever Lived.

Duration: 10 minutes



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